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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Sausage and Steins...


Let me point out that Oktoberfest does, in fact, start in September. It's traditionally 16 days long, ending in October, where mine was a mere three. The second most common question of the weekend was "Hey, Tavernkeep - why is your OCTOBERfest in SEPTEMber... isn't that a SEPTemberfest?" to which I'd answer "No". You see, Oktoberfest honors the sausage harvest (wurst erntedankfest) which happens in September. Each year, the various sausage vines (except for weisswurst, which grows in moist caves) are picked at their height of freshness, in mid-September by large men in lederhosen. Next, the ripe sausage are ridden by young children down the Rhine river, and finally towed by yak to the top of the Zugspitze, Germany's highest mountain, in the Alps. It is atop the Zugspitze that men, women, and yaks all yodel the sausage anthem.

(English translation)
Oh bratwurst and weisswurst- your casings we do pierce
the blutwurst and knockwurst- tasty but not fierce
Braunschweiger is smooshy and rather odd
Bockwurst tastes nothing like fresh cod
So yodel-dodle-tee-do


It is this song that kicks of Oktoberfest, and that's why it starts in September. Mainly because of Yaks.

Anyway, our Oktoberfest was a smashing success. The Paulaner Oktoberfestbier kegs were killed in a day each, leaving me with none for Sunday - luckily, I had brought in 4 other great Oktoberfest beers in bottles, which lasted through. Also, I brought in the real Hofbrau 1 Liter steins, which I sold completely out of. Luckily, I have one behind the bar as my new bartender mug. The German menu went over very, very well. Enough so that we may continue the koenigsberger klops (German meatballs) and perhaps the soft pretzels. Ohh soft pretzels. The thing about pretzels is that if you want to make more than 8 at a time (and you do, because 8 lasts about 8 seconds), you need a gigantic mixer made by Hobart, which is basically a nuclear reactor connected to a dough hook. The process is not complicated, but the results are delicious. As a native liberty-belle (I just made that up... you know, she's from Philly... I'll draw you a diagram later), Mirjam knows her pretzels. But, as mentioned in a prior post, there are precious few, and by precious few, I mean no places to obtain real Bavarian / Philly soft pretzels anywhere at all on the west coast. So to work she went, using our little pink Kitchen-Aid (yes, it's really pink) to make the perfect Oktoberfest pretzels. They were so good that they only lasted for two days. They're delicious with mustard. And so is sausage. But that's not the point. The point is that we need a Hobart so that we can make soft pretzels a permanent addition to our line-up.

Besides all of the sausage, pretzels, and beer - we brought in music. A friend of mine who is a local volunteer firefighter, Steve, is a regular at the BH tav. His father, it turns out, is an accordion player, who has been playing said squeezebox since he was 6 or 8 or zero or something. Due to his mastery, and the well known fact that it's not Oktoberfest unless 1) it's September, 2) there is beer and sausage, and 3) there's accordions; I decided to book Steve's dad, Steve. Steve's grandfather, Steve, also plays, and he sat in on Sunday. This was quite the accordion setup, complete with effects pedals, drum loops, midi bass- he was a one man band. It set the mood, and made everyone want to eat sausage and drink beer. Which most of us already want to do, without prompting, but it reinforced that desire. On Saturday, the incomperable Tammi Gosnell absolutely rocked the house. The place got really, really packed, because apparently, Tammi has quite the couple groupies which follow her to her shows. I jumped in to sing a few bars of Blister in the Sun with her, which was pretty rad, and by rad, I mean sweet.

Speaking of sweet, our friends, the A's popped in again. Out of nowhere, they strolled in totally unexpected, which is pretty much the best thing ever. When you move far away from anyone you know, seeing a familiar face among the crowd is pretty awesome. It's even more awesome when it's a surprise. Friday night, the A's crashed at our house, which is also always fun. Even after the insane day, the weeks of preparation, we were able to relax for a couple of hours - we watched Breakin (part one), drank beer, and it was like old times for a little while, which meant quite a lot to your humble tavernkeep and tavernmistress. A lot of our local friends came out, and we made a lot of new ones. Everyone seemed to have a really good time, and enjoyed their special food, and fine German beer. And sausage. And yaks. And really, isn't that what celebrations are all about?

1 comment:

Christine E. said...

Next, the ripe sausage are ridden by young children down the Rhine river...

I'm sorry, I could not help but imagine young children riding [giant] sausages. :)